There's a main stealer close to me, that offers a free car wash on a Saturday for ALL of its customers.
I had to go there this morning to get some parts, and I couldn't believe how big the que was.

Apparently some of these geeks and idiots travel up to 40 miles and wait for up to an hour and a half for their 'freebie'. They all sit upstairs watching tv, browsing the internet, chomping free doghnuts, biscuits and drinking coffee, and generally using the place as some sort of social club.
Apparently, last week one of them had the audacity to complain about the FREE doghnut they were stuffing their fat greedy face with, about not being sweet enough!
The salesman politely suggested they took it back to where they'd purchased it from. Class!

Bloody tossers the lot of them. Get a bloody life you wasters.
