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Re: Bollocks thread
« Reply #105 on: December 03, 2008, 09:16:18 PM »
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Re: Bollocks thread
« Reply #106 on: December 04, 2008, 01:08:17 AM »
only if you keep winding her up with the word games...
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Re: Bollocks thread
« Reply #107 on: December 04, 2008, 08:39:13 AM »
Alarming ideas about castration? I already had those.  eveilgrin:

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Re: Bollocks thread
« Reply #108 on: December 04, 2008, 05:59:10 PM »
Alarming ideas about castration? I already had those.  eveilgrin:

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Re: Bollocks thread
« Reply #109 on: December 04, 2008, 06:28:30 PM »
Spanish food often involves bollocks, entrails and other giblets. Waste not, want not.

I differ on this view
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Re: Bollocks thread
« Reply #110 on: December 07, 2008, 08:17:18 AM »
Well seeing as this is in the restaurant here is an attempt to steer the topic.

This recipie is from Cooking With Balls, the worlds first testicle cookbook  eeek:

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Goulash with stallion or bull testicles

Ingredients
2-3 tablespoons lard
4kg stallion of bull testicles
2-3 onions
1 clove garlic
peppercorn and ground pepper
thyme
mint herb
milfoil (plant)
red ground seasoning pepper or tomato puree
hot chilli pepper to taste
salt
mix seasoning
1 tbsp plain flour
200ml white wine
1 tablespoon honey
2 squares cooking chocolate
Method
Cut testicles into thin slices. Fry briefly, adding finely chopped onion, garlic, black ground pepper and chilli. Cook while gradually adding water. When nearly finished, add white wine. When wine evaporates a bit, add mix seasoning, pepper, thyme, milfoil, red pepper powder, mint herb and a tablespoon of flour. Mix all well until wine completely evaporates and at the very end add honey and chocolate. Instead of red ground seasoning pepper you can use tomato puree. Tomato puree is used to get red colour, so don't use ketchup.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3121465/Cooking-With-Balls-Worlds-first-testicle-recipe-book.html


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Re: Bollocks thread
« Reply #111 on: December 07, 2008, 08:26:44 AM »
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Re: Bollocks thread
« Reply #112 on: December 07, 2008, 10:31:54 AM »
I see your bollocks and raise you  eeek:

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Re: Bollocks thread
« Reply #113 on: December 07, 2008, 10:32:30 AM »
I see your bollocks and raise you  eeek:

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Re: Bollocks thread
« Reply #114 on: December 07, 2008, 10:34:23 AM »
Well I missed that one  shrugs:
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Re: Bollocks thread
« Reply #115 on: December 07, 2008, 10:41:34 AM »
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