Stinky Shops

[Barman]

Why is it you can't smoke anywhere but shops can pump that soapy stink into the high street? 

[Snoopy]

That's what NuLabour smells like mate. Eau de Mandleson

[Just One More]

Are you talking about Lush?

I know Wenchy has mentioned them and likes their products, but I can't go within 30m of one. My bloody chest tightens and I start wheezing, god knows what it's like for the staff when they open the doors each morning

[Pastis]

Perhaps BM was walking past a launderette 

As for Odour Mandelson 

[GROWLER]

Why is it you can't smoke anywhere but shops can pump that soapy stink into the high street? 

Ey? What soapy stink?

Oh. Don't go shopping so I wouldn't know would I.

Prefer the smell of pine forests and rotting vegetation meself like.

[Barman]

Are you talking about Lush?

I know Wenchy has mentioned them and likes their products, but I can't go within 30m of one. My bloody chest tightens and I start wheezing, god knows what it's like for the staff when they open the doors each morning

I dunno... there were several in Windsor... a thick, clinging odour oozing out onto the street to attack your bronchials like... 

As you say, the stench in the morning must be even worse and the staff must smell like a whore's handbag by the time they get home.

See also: Staff that have to listen to the same Xmas tape in the store for two months...

[Just One More]

See also: Staff that have to listen to the same Xmas tape in the store for two months...

Many moons ago Mrs JOM use to work for Estee Lauder at a Debenhams store. Mid one morning she'd had enough of the usual (earworm alert) Slade/Wizzard/Shakin' Stevens type stuff and put an INXS tape on. Customers actually passed comment to others how nice it was to hear something other than the usual Christmas fare

[Barman]

See also: Staff that have to listen to the same Xmas tape in the store for two months...

Many moons ago Mrs JOM use to work for Estee Lauder at a Debenhams store. Mid one morning she'd had enough of the usual (earworm alert) Slade/Wizzard/Shakin' Stevens type stuff and put an INXS tape on. Customers actually passed comment to others how nice it was to hear something other than the usual Christmas fare

How long was it before the same ol' shite was back...?