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Offline Snoopy

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On the Warpath
« on: January 22, 2009, 10:48:59 AM »
SWWLTBO is on the warpath ~ childrens bedrooms and the state thereoff seems to have been the trigger.
I am keeping well out of the way whilst this tirade goes on having already put in my five penn'orth by commenting that since I do not untidy them I do not see it as my function to retidy them ~ apparently this is the root cause of the problem ...... somehow rubschin:

Anywhoo I am sat in my office with a nice cup of tea and slice of toast pondering what to use to fill two blank pages in the magazine whilst her indoors is ranting at the boys about responsibility (which I have no sense of apparently), self discipline (ditto), cleanliness (me too), concern for how hard she strives ( ::)) ..... well I guess you have got the picture by now  tunble:

I am a bit sorry for the boys though because I suspect if I hadn't said Fvck off and walked out of the room she would not now be taking it out on them ~ but then again it is all part of their education.
Lesson#938 "How to live with wimmin" noooo:

Later, when she goes to work this afternoon, I shall have to explain to them how to "Cock a deaf 'un"  whistle:
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Re: On the Warpath
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2009, 10:55:41 AM »
LL is also 'in one' today for some reason... I'm staying well clear...  whistle:
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Re: On the Warpath
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2009, 11:01:28 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 22, 2009, 10:48:59 AM
Anywhoo I am sat in my office with a nice cup of tea and slice of toast pondering what to use to fill two blank pages in the magazine

What about the sum total of your knowledge hound..

Quote from: Snoopy on January 22, 2009, 10:48:59 AM
Lesson#938 "How to live with wimmin" noooo:

How many of these lessons do you have?  whistle:
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Re: On the Warpath
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2009, 11:02:09 AM »
You're cruising GM  evil:


In my forthcoming epic "Lessons in Life" this is one of several dealing with the fair sex.
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Re: On the Warpath
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2009, 11:05:27 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 22, 2009, 10:55:41 AM
LL is also 'in one' today for some reason... I'm staying well clear...  whistle:

Me too ~ I can't be arsed to argue with anyone who has already made up their tiny mind and will never be persuaded to change it no matter how wrong they demonstably are ~ Therefore "Fvck off" and walk out, shutting the door firmly.
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Re: On the Warpath
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2009, 11:07:30 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 22, 2009, 11:02:09 AM
You're cruising GM  evil:


In my forthcoming epic "Lessons in Life" this is one of several dealing with the fair sex.

I figured if you had at least 38 lessons on life that you could easily fill 2 blank pages hound.  angel1





If I was cruising I'd have made a comment on the vast sum of knowlege you must have acquired through the centuries...  point:
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Re: On the Warpath
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2009, 11:08:48 AM »
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Re: On the Warpath
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2009, 12:12:15 PM »
I'm available for kids room clearances at a reasonable rate  whistle:
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Re: On the Warpath
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2009, 12:28:57 PM »
They are done now  ;D

One small boy has just sidled into my office and whispered "When is she going to work?".

She is of course late and now flying round in ever decreasing "What shall I wear" circles.

The boys and I are having a science lesson this afternoon ~ making popcorn. whistle:
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Re: On the Warpath
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2009, 03:59:12 PM »
We've been out shopping today and looking at showers again...  ::)

"Don't like that", "don't like that",  "don't like that", "don't like that", "don't like that"... etc.  ::)

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Re: On the Warpath
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2009, 04:21:24 PM »
It is that sort of problem that has left my Mum with the same bedroom furniture for twenty odd years.
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Re: On the Warpath
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2009, 04:22:52 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 22, 2009, 04:21:24 PM
It is that sort of problem that has left my Mum with the same bedroom furniture for twenty odd years.
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A tin bath then...?
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Re: On the Warpath
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2009, 04:35:36 PM »
No my Dad got pissed off with her when it came to redoing the bathrooms and decided it was up to him and I to pick them.
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