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Offline Nick

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Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2009, 11:37:47 AM »
Fetches popcorn
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Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2009, 11:39:44 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 01, 2009, 11:37:47 AM
Fetches popcorn

Sits down quitely too ????

 
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Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2009, 12:12:38 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on February 01, 2009, 11:37:13 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on February 01, 2009, 11:30:30 AM

You've been showing some small rodenty type pursuasions of late too tbqh. rubschin:


Now not sure what your reference refers to but SOMEONE here should ask BM about his (whisper) decorating trousers and things he was probably showing to local gay friend the other day  whistle: whistle: whistle:

I couldn't possibly grass him up  rubschin:

Which one was it? Did BM get any useful tips?



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Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2009, 12:38:44 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on February 01, 2009, 11:11:16 AM
Now boys (especially Nick) when ever are you NOT in trouble - bless!

Mr. Snoops don't you remember we slipped your the worming tab in the corn beef treat last week  sick2:

Don't you like me being here  noooo: noooo:

I lurve you being here ~ the place seems different without you. Wenchy's tummy tickles are nice but your's are soooooooooooooo mmmmmmmmmmmmm! cloud9:
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Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2009, 08:33:45 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 01, 2009, 12:38:44 PM
Quote from: Landlady on February 01, 2009, 11:11:16 AM
Now boys (especially Nick) when ever are you NOT in trouble - bless!

Mr. Snoops don't you remember we slipped your the worming tab in the corn beef treat last week  sick2:

Don't you like me being here  noooo: noooo:

I lurve you being here ~ the place seems different without you. Wenchy's tummy tickles are nice but your's are soooooooooooooo mmmmmmmmmmmmm! cloud9:

Oh FFS. sick2:

Is this the time to call in RENTOKIL or the vet?
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Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2009, 08:35:36 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on February 01, 2009, 08:33:45 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 01, 2009, 12:38:44 PM
Quote from: Landlady on February 01, 2009, 11:11:16 AM
Now boys (especially Nick) when ever are you NOT in trouble - bless!

Mr. Snoops don't you remember we slipped your the worming tab in the corn beef treat last week  sick2:

Don't you like me being here  noooo: noooo:

I lurve you being here ~ the place seems different without you. Wenchy's tummy tickles are nice but your's are soooooooooooooo mmmmmmmmmmmmm! cloud9:

Oh FFS. sick2:

Sorry Growler ~ carried away there ~ put it down to the poetic Welsh influence, or the whiskey. whistle:
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Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2009, 08:46:03 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 01, 2009, 08:35:36 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on February 01, 2009, 08:33:45 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 01, 2009, 12:38:44 PM
Quote from: Landlady on February 01, 2009, 11:11:16 AM
Now boys (especially Nick) when ever are you NOT in trouble - bless!

Mr. Snoops don't you remember we slipped your the worming tab in the corn beef treat last week  sick2:

Don't you like me being here  noooo: noooo:

I lurve you being here ~ the place seems different without you. Wenchy's tummy tickles are nice but your's are soooooooooooooo mmmmmmmmmmmmm! cloud9:

Oh FFS. sick2:

Sorry Growler ~ carried away there ~ put it down to the poetic Welsh influence, or the whiskey. whistle:

Summat defo wrong with some in here today.

£2000 bloody piggin' pounds for a bastard rug. I'm going for a lie down. I really am in a state of shock. I didn't ebven realise a bloody rug could be purchgased for that sort of obscene amount.

Totally off topic, but I really don't care.
£2000!!! eeek:
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Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
« Reply #22 on: February 01, 2009, 09:35:03 PM »
Mrs Nick wanted an heirloom  angry041:
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Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
« Reply #23 on: February 01, 2009, 09:51:18 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 01, 2009, 09:35:03 PM
Mrs Nick wanted an heirloom  angry041:

She'd be in need of a bastard coffin if I was married to her, and the friggin' rug could go in with her too. Banghead
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Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
« Reply #24 on: February 01, 2009, 10:05:33 PM »
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Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
« Reply #25 on: February 01, 2009, 11:52:24 PM »
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Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
« Reply #26 on: February 03, 2009, 08:01:43 PM »
Re: The rug. and rugrats, i.e the offspring from some rumpy pumpy on rug.

Will this rug be tested for its fornication capabilities? I have noticed that a Wilton can give  some nasty burns on the kneecaps and elbows. As a musical accompaniment to rug testing  I can recommend Ravel's Bolero. This has been a public service post
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Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
« Reply #27 on: February 03, 2009, 08:24:42 PM »
Growler and I will test it and report back  angel1
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Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
« Reply #28 on: February 03, 2009, 08:29:03 PM »
Good man, I knew I could rely on you
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Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
« Reply #29 on: February 03, 2009, 08:29:36 PM »
It's Growler I am worried about  scared2:
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