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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #45 on: February 01, 2009, 07:10:35 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 01, 2009, 07:09:33 PM
Cos she hopes you might use it to finish the decorating before Miss D gets there with her mop and lucky white heather
I finished another bit today...  cloud9:

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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #46 on: February 01, 2009, 07:11:09 PM »
Don't cut yourself  point:
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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #47 on: February 01, 2009, 07:11:50 PM »
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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #48 on: February 01, 2009, 07:12:46 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 01, 2009, 07:09:33 PM
Cos she hopes you might use it to finish the decorating before Miss D gets there with her mop and lucky white heather

I'll be on holiday - no room in suitcase for any of that nonsense  lol:
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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #49 on: February 01, 2009, 07:14:14 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 01, 2009, 06:41:40 PM
A sharp bread knife, properly used doesn't crush bread either. The crushing is caused by the twat handling the knife.

More or less the words I let loose to my ex; it resulted in a glass of red all over me.  ::)  She's well gone  ;)
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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #50 on: February 01, 2009, 07:18:40 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 01, 2009, 07:12:46 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 01, 2009, 07:09:33 PM
Cos she hopes you might use it to finish the decorating before Miss D gets there with her mop and lucky white heather

I'll be on holiday - no room in suitcase for any of that nonsense  lol:
We have mops here anyway...  whistle:
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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #51 on: February 01, 2009, 07:22:05 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on February 01, 2009, 07:14:14 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 01, 2009, 06:41:40 PM
A sharp bread knife, properly used doesn't crush bread either. The crushing is caused by the twat handling the knife.

More or less the words I let loose to my ex; it resulted in a glass of red all over me.  ::)  She's well gone  ;)

You should put some white wine on the stain! happy088
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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #52 on: February 01, 2009, 07:25:56 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 01, 2009, 07:22:05 PM
Quote from: Pastis on February 01, 2009, 07:14:14 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 01, 2009, 06:41:40 PM
A sharp bread knife, properly used doesn't crush bread either. The crushing is caused by the twat handling the knife.

More or less the words I let loose to my ex; it resulted in a glass of red all over me.  ::)  She's well gone  ;)

You should put some white wine on the stain! happy088

Bollox to that... I drunk it IIRC  ;) One of those domestic spats that resulted in an eventual parting of the ways  Shrugs:
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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #53 on: February 02, 2009, 05:13:49 PM »
Anyhow.. bread cutting.. please take notes because I shall not be repeating this..

Take loaf of bread and place it in freezer
when bread is frozen slice it thinly with aforementioned knife
butter the slice
put slice on radiator
when warmed up, consume, bloody easy innit

How come civilians are so thick?
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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #54 on: February 02, 2009, 05:34:30 PM »
You should apply for that TV Master Chef prog GOS  ;)

I presume your presentation is up to a few Michelin stars?  whistle:
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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #55 on: February 02, 2009, 08:02:28 PM »
You can do a lot with a tin of spam cloud9:
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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #56 on: February 02, 2009, 08:59:02 PM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on February 02, 2009, 05:13:49 PM
Anyhow.. bread cutting.. please take notes because I shall not be repeating this..

Take loaf of bread and place it in freezer
when bread is frozen slice it thinly with aforementioned knife
butter the slice
put slice on radiator
when warmed up, consume, bloody easy innit

How come civilians are so thick?
a) Does the radiator have to be switched on?
b) What of the butter is frozen too...?
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