This is brilliant. An alarm clock that automatically makes a payment via wifi from your bank account to a charity that you hate every time you hit the snooze button. Guarranteed to get those kids up in the morning.
The SnūzNLūz uses the very complex psychological phenomemon known as 'HATRED'. Basically it's human nature to wish harm upon your enemies. Similarly, it's human nature not to give your enemies gobs of cash so that they can grow big and dominate the world with their totally wrong, stupid and invalid point of view. ThinkGeek realized that. That's why everytime you hit the snooze button, the SnūzNLūz will donate a specified amount of your real money to a non-profit you hate. The problem of sleeping in is solved.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/snuznluz.shtml
