Every time I went for a spanner, a screwdriver, a hammer, it was never there
JOM, " where's the hammer?"
Mrs JOM, "oh, I used it the other day for something"
JOM, "well where is it"
Mrs JOM, " I'm sure I put it back"
So I bought Mrs JOM her own toolkit with nice pretty handles, so she could leave my tools
alone
Maybe giving her this present on 14.02.2008 wasn't the best move
Should this go in the "and then the fight started" thread?