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Offline GROWLER

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Crabs
« on: June 20, 2007, 06:00:54 PM »
Just thinkin' about where to take the monsters for a little summer break.
Quite fancy the old Norfolk Broads again, like what we went to 2 years ago.
Stayed in Cromer then.
Bit olde worlde, but not unpleasant, apart from those disgusting CRABS that everyone raves about. sick2:
Vile. Spent a bloody fortune on a ruck of Crab butties for dinner one day, after listening to everyone cooin' about them.
 Only Mrs Growler liked them, the rest were fed to the seagulls.

Leave them in the sea where they belong.

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Re: Crabs
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2007, 06:09:35 PM »
Just thinkin' about where to take the monsters for a little summer break.
Quite fancy the old Norfolk Broads again, like what we went to 2 years ago.
Stayed in Cromer then.
Bit olde worlde, but not unpleasant, apart from those disgusting CRABS that everyone raves about. sick2:
Vile. Spent a bloody fortune on a ruck of Crab butties for dinner one day, after listening to everyone cooin' about them.
 Only Mrs Growler liked them, the rest were fed to the seagulls.

Leave them in the sea where they belong.
Gulls fly over the sea silly. ::)

Apart from that I agree, Crab=Crap. sick2:
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Re: Crabs
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2007, 06:15:52 PM »
Gulls fly over the sea silly. ::)

Not down here, they've worked out the towns are much better for scavenging  evil:
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Re: Crabs
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2007, 06:26:13 PM »
Just thinkin' about where to take the monsters for a little summer break.
Quite fancy the old Norfolk Broads again, like what we went to 2 years ago.
Stayed in Cromer then.
Bit olde worlde, but not unpleasant, apart from those disgusting CRABS that everyone raves about. sick2:
Vile. Spent a bloody fortune on a ruck of Crab butties for dinner one day, after listening to everyone cooin' about them.
 Only Mrs Growler liked them, the rest were fed to the seagulls.

Leave them in the sea where they belong.

You could always go to Whitley Bay for some winkles whistle:

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Re: Crabs
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2007, 06:27:41 PM »
Was gutted the last time I went to Whitely Bay. Hadnt been there since I was a kid and they had all but killed Spanish City.  sad24:
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Re: Crabs
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2007, 06:38:16 PM »
Whitstable is good for oysters .... take with lots of pepper (black) and Guinness.
I find 1 pint of Guinness to a dozen oysters is about the right ratio. Usually manage 3 pints before I have to call it a night.

I also like Crab and Lobsters.


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Re: Crabs
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2007, 07:13:31 PM »
Gulls fly over the sea silly. ::)

Not down here, they've worked out the towns are much better for scavenging  evil:

Yum Yum Pasty anyone??

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Re: Crabs
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2007, 07:49:50 PM »
Was gutted the last time I went to Whitely Bay. Hadnt been there since I was a kid and they had all but killed Spanish City.  sad24:

I spent many a happy hour at the Spanish City as a youngster, sad to see it going down the shitter.. sad32: