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The Monday Morning Competition.
« on: March 30, 2009, 09:47:39 AM »
Having just come across this story, today's comp is to see who can come up with the most creatively twisted community service punishment.  whistle:

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Local communities in England and Wales are to be given the chance to decide what punishments offenders sentenced to community service orders should face.

Residents in more than 50 trial areas will be asked to choose online from five projects, with the most popular adopted by the Probation Service.

Justice Secretary Jack Straw said people had a right to know how offenders were repaying their "wrongs".

The Tories called for "proper sentences" rather than "gimmicks".
More than 55,000 people convicted of crime are sentenced to community service every year in England and Wales.

A recent poll by the Ministry of Justice found most people wanted those doing community service to carry out work such as removing graffiti or picking up litter.

The trials will form part of the government's Community Payback scheme, which has introduced high-visibility jackets for offenders when they are doing community service outdoors.

Each trial area will have its own five projects to choose from - in Leicester, for example, clearing up pathways or removing graffiti will compete with creating a sensory garden for disabled people or cleaning up a canal.

Mr Straw said: "It's crucial that the public - the taxpayer - has a say in what community punishments offenders receive.

"People have a right to know what offenders are doing in their neighbourhood to repay for the wrongs committed.

"We are determined to open up the justice system. Recent steps to do this include the appointment of a dedicated Victims Champion, giving distinctive orange jackets to offenders and now ensuring the public knows they have a say in punishing offenders."

Shadow justice secretary Dominic Grieve said: "The public wants to see justice done with proper sentences that fit the crime, not gimmicks from ministers who have undermined the criminal justice system by releasing prisoners early and relying too heavily on ineffective out of court sanctions."

The areas taking part in the trial are:

Barking & Dagenham, Barnsley, Birmingham, Blackburn with Darwen, Blackpool, Bolton, Bradford, Brent, Bristol, Caerphilly, Camden, Cardiff, Doncaster, Greenwich, Hackney, Halton, Hammersmith & Fulham, Haringey, Islington, Kingston upon Hull, Kirklees, Knowsley, Lambeth, Leicester, Lewisham, Liverpool, Luton, Manchester, Middlesbrough, Newcastle upon Tyne, Newham, Newport, North East Lincolnshire, Northampton , Nottingham, Nuneaton and Bedworth, Oldham, Peterborough, Preston, Redcar & Cleveland, Rochdale, Rotherham, Salford, Sandwell, Sheffield, Slough, South Tyneside, Southampton, St Helens, Stoke-on-Trent, Sunderland, Swansea, Tameside, Thanet, Tower Hamlets, Wakefield, Walsall, Waltham Forest, Wolverhampton
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Re: The Monday Morning Competition.
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2009, 11:12:05 AM »
Public Flogging!  eveilgrin:
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Re: The Monday Morning Competition.
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2009, 11:26:03 AM »
I have a suggestion that would mean you'd become redundant hound. Huntingdon Life Sciences..  eveilgrin:
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Re: The Monday Morning Competition.
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2009, 11:29:02 AM »
 sad24: But it pays well and they supply the ciggies










Tho' I confess I'm not so keen on the lipstick trials and I hate the shampoo in the eyes stuff.
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Re: The Monday Morning Competition.
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2009, 12:09:56 PM »
Well if they're in high vis orange jackets put them on the motorway as replacement cones.

Some of them may get hit but hey ho  shrugs: -  they want the fast life without working for it then let them have it  evil:
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Re: The Monday Morning Competition.
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2009, 12:12:04 PM »
Have them lie down as traffic bumps.

or crash test dummies?

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Re: The Monday Morning Competition.
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2009, 12:12:40 PM »
What is wrong with hanging, drawing and quartering then...?  rubschin:
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Re: The Monday Morning Competition.
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2009, 12:34:04 PM »
Not really 'community service' though.


Apart from the entertainment value.  rubschin:

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Re: The Monday Morning Competition.
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2009, 12:35:00 PM »
Not really 'community service' though.


Apart from the entertainment value.  rubschin:
Precisely... they used to get huge crowds...  whistle:
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Re: The Monday Morning Competition.
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2009, 09:49:02 PM »
Knowing the powers that be prepare to see sex offenders teaching swimming...