Again!
What age is your bladder meant to give up?
Why is my toilet upstairs?
Why am I not recognised by the England football team, I've been involved in 3 England goals this week?
Age is allegedly a factor but never anything else. When you diet your stomach shrinks, when you drink more your bladder doesn't grow. What is old mother nature thinking?
Every time I'm just motivated to do something, up a ladder or sat comfy in my chair, it happens. The bladder chirps up, "oi i'm about a minute from embarassing you grealty" then the countdown clock begins. Dur dur de dur dur why didn't i buy a bayonet socket instead of a screw in, dur dur de dur dur just finish this post then de de de de dur dur dur dur booooooooooo!
And I've just had that warm satisfaction followed by guilt, a feeling formerly referred to as sex...
