MP expenses: Top 10 bizarre claims using taxpayers' money

[Miss Demeanour]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/04/02/mp-expenses-top-10-bizarre-claims-using-taxpayers-money-115875-21248161

1) A quad bike
2) £400,000 on a map company
3) £80,000 on wages for his ‘researcher’ sons
4) £6,500 for gardening
5) £1,600 Window cleaning bills
6) A second home – where his parents lived
7) A bed and mattress
8 ) £6,700 on house decorations
9) A bus
10) A flat - and life insurance


 

[Barman]

Gay porn films... 

[Miss Demeanour]

But they were quite cheap initially - will be very costly eventually though 

[Barman]

But they were quite cheap initially - will be very costly eventually though 

We hops so... 

[Miss Demeanour]

But they were quite cheap initially - will be very costly eventually though 

We hops so... 

do you skip and jump as well 

[Barman]

But they were quite cheap initially - will be very costly eventually though 

We hops so... 

do you skip and jump as well 

Arse! 

[Pastis]

But they were quite cheap initially - will be very costly eventually though 

We hops so... 

do you skip and jump as well 

 

I needed that 

[Barman]

But they were quite cheap initially - will be very costly eventually though 

We hops so... 

do you skip and jump as well 

 

I needed that 

I didn't... 

[Nick]

http://www.juryteam.org/blog/?page_id=277

 

[Darwins Selection]

But they were quite cheap initially - will be very costly eventually though 

We hops so... 

do you skip and jump as well 

 

I needed that 

I didn't... 

It will assist your "digestive transit"