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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Quote of the day...
« on: April 20, 2009, 08:46:40 AM »
A stitch in time would confuse Einstein
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I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Quote of the day...
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2009, 09:13:50 AM »
If all the sheep in Wales were laid end to end, Snoopy would be late for tea.
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Re: Quote of the day...
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2009, 03:44:30 PM »
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

He who builds his house on stone is wise, but he who builds on quicksand is a real pillock.



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Re: Quote of the day...
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2009, 04:17:25 PM »
He who cuts the wood gets warm twice...  whistle:
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Re: Quote of the day...
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2009, 05:36:48 PM »
The road to a good kebab van is paved with vomit
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Quote of the day...
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2009, 06:35:56 PM »
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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