My sodding computer

[Nick]

Best ignored, eh?

[Snoopy]

I am normally a fairly calm person but today has not been good thus far and it is not being made better by the fact that my computer is on some sort of go-slow.

De-fragment it.

Growler gives computer advice... 

He has hidden depths and we all know that a good defrag can often produce results. (I, for instance, have been known to defrag a pc and buy a new one as a result)

[Nick]

I find ccleaner (formerly crap cleaner) helps 

[Pastis]

And how much would you pay this cleaner over, say a 26 month period?

[Nick]

I just called Hazel Blears office and told them that running away from the cameras was NOT a good idea. And Gordo claimed for the CLEANER while he was living at NUmber 11 

[TG]

I find ccleaner (formerly crap cleaner) helps 

Waste of space, time and money.

For what it's worth I use this : http://www.safer-networking.org/en/index.html

And this : http://www.avast.com/eng/download-avast-home.html

Both free. Coupled with a bit of caution and common sense and the odd de-frag.

Works fine for me.

All this goes out the window if you have anyone under 25 accessing your PC. 

[Snoopy]

I just called Hazel Blears office and told them that running away from the cameras was NOT a good idea. And Gordo claimed for the CLEANER while he was living at NUmber 11 

Gordon NEVER lived at Number 11. The Blairs took over the flat at Number 11 as it was bigger and they had all those kids. Gordo did in fact reside elsewhere.

[Nick]

With a pricey cleaner 

Perhaps her name was Olga