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Genie
« on: April 21, 2009, 06:05:04 PM »
A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
 

The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So...what'll it be?"
 

The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years... I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."


The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for...a good man."


The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the stupid map again.
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Re: Genie
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2009, 06:17:35 PM »
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Re: Genie
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2009, 06:23:56 PM »
 happ096

Where do you find those types of bottles  rubschin:
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Re: Genie
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2009, 02:31:31 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 21, 2009, 06:23:56 PM
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Where do you find those types of bottles  rubschin:

Look for the ones labelled 'Lambrini'  whistle:
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Re: Genie
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2009, 03:36:39 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 29, 2009, 02:31:31 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 21, 2009, 06:23:56 PM
happ096

Where do you find those types of bottles  rubschin:

Look for the ones labelled 'Lambrini'  whistle:

 happy001 happy001 happy001

I shouldn't laugh at such a sexist comment but it is sooooooooooooooo near the truth.  lol:

One up for the boys I think.
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Re: Genie
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2009, 06:10:54 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 29, 2009, 03:36:39 PM
One up for the boys I think.

Have you used that spray then  whistle:

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Re: Genie
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2009, 06:20:53 PM »
I may have to smack your legs young lady  evil:
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Re: Genie
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2009, 06:26:49 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 29, 2009, 06:20:53 PM
I may have to smack your legs young lady  evil:

Young lady  cloud9:

You are a charmer  eyes:
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Re: Genie
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2009, 06:35:04 PM »
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Re: Genie
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2009, 03:19:30 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 29, 2009, 03:36:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 29, 2009, 02:31:31 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 21, 2009, 06:23:56 PM
happ096

Where do you find those types of bottles  rubschin:

Look for the ones labelled 'Lambrini'  whistle:

 happy001 happy001 happy001

I shouldn't laugh at such a sexist comment but it is sooooooooooooooo near the truth.  lol:

One up for the boys I think.

It was too far good an opportunity to pass up hound.  lol:





I'm sure Miss D will have her revenge in the future though...  scared2:
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