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Offline Nick

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Too tall to be a child?
« on: June 04, 2009, 11:29:14 AM »
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Re: Too tall to be a child?
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2009, 11:54:24 AM »
Kid's too damned fat anyway. WTF is his stupid chavy father doing taking him to such an "all you can eat" place anyway?

Shoot the parents and stick the child on a diet.
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Re: Too tall to be a child?
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2009, 12:44:51 PM »
I take my children to an 'all you can eat' Chinese buffet place on occasions. They have a height board by the entrance. My daughter became an 'adult' well before her twin brother. He always eats a lot more than her though. 
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Re: Too tall to be a child?
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2009, 12:46:47 PM »
Is he wider then? Why is only the vertical measurement applied for discount purposes?

And what about dwarves? And Hazel Blears?  rubschin:
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