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Offline Snoopy

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Seniors Prenuptial Agreement
« on: June 08, 2009, 01:14:50 PM »

An elderly couple were about to get married.
She said: "I want to keep my house."
He said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "I want to keep my Mini Cooper."
He said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "I want to have sex six times a week."
He said: "Put me down for Fridays."
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Re: Seniors Prenuptial Agreement
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2009, 01:31:23 PM »
 eeek:

Are you sure the woman's not a 21 year old who just hasn't been ironed?
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Re: Seniors Prenuptial Agreement
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2009, 01:36:18 PM »
 lol:
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