Moo out of the way

[Miss Demeanour]

Mr Blunkett was out walking on Saturday in the Derbyshire Peak District with his guide dog Sadie and 26-year-old son Andrew when a herd of cows became enraged by the presence of labrador Sadie and charged towards the two men.

Mr Blunkett was knocked to the ground by one of the animals. He said it was a "miracle" that he wasn't killed.

"I let go of Sadie and she shot off," he said. "The next thing I knew, I'd stumbled to the ground and the animal fell over too.

"She hit my side and broke my rib. Had her full weight of around a ton hit me, I'd have been a goner."

"I know the public are furious with politicians, but I didn't realise that anger has spread to Britain's cow population too."

"A few more inches and Labour would have been facing another unwelcome by-election in my Sheffield constituency."


So Blunkett gets floored by yet another female  

Note his son, who has perfect vision, wasn't injured 

[Snoopy]

Why does he assume a by-election in his constituency would be unwelcomed by anyone but him?

[Darwins Selection]

Note his son, who has perfect vision, wasn't injured 

Probably weren't any cows at all, just his son gave him a good kicking while shouting "Moooo".

[Miss Demeanour]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

A spokesman for the Sheffield MP said: "He has a broken rib and has painful bruising.
"He is now making his way down to London extremely slowly to attend the Parliamentary Labour Party meeting this evening."

 

[Grumpmeister]

And the moral of the story is don't piss off the Sheffield W.I.