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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Fox caught stealing shoes
« on: June 14, 2009, 06:44:01 PM »
It doesn't say what colour  fox ...I'm betting it's a silver one  whistle:

A fox has been unmasked as the mystery thief of more than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren.A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's den and found a trove of footwear down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.

"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," said a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far"
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Re: Fox caught stealing shoes
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2009, 07:49:29 PM »
That must have hummed a bit.

"I say I say, my fox has no nose..."
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Re: Fox caught stealing shoes
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2009, 07:55:59 PM »
Good grief, eeek: well, how does he smell then?
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Fox caught stealing shoes
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2009, 08:01:31 PM »
I thought it was going to be a post about Samantha Fox  eyes:

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Re: Fox caught stealing shoes
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2009, 08:06:38 PM »
I thought it was going to be a post about Samantha Fox  eyes:

How many seconds before you registered your disappointment  rubschin:
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Re: Fox caught stealing shoes
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2009, 08:14:37 PM »
I was gutted...I had to go to the attic and dig out all 'The Sun' Newspapers from 1973 and look at page 3.  eyes: My Dad saved them, honest!

I wonder what she looks like now?  rubschin:

And what about Pan's People! I used to like 'Babs' I dont know what her name was though

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Re: Fox caught stealing shoes
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2009, 08:19:17 PM »
I was gutted...I had to go to the attic and dig out all 'The Sun' Newspapers from 1973 and look at page 3.  eyes: My Dad saved them, honest!

I wonder what she looks like now?  rubschin:

And what about Pan's People! I used to like 'Bap's I dont know what her name was though


Corrected for you Pirate



I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Fox caught stealing shoes
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2009, 08:21:21 PM »
Just to save you some time Pirate and not to make any more mess of your attic  whistle:....

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Re: Fox caught stealing shoes
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2009, 08:42:06 PM »
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Thanks Miss D. I'm much obliged. I thought you would have been far too young to remember Pans People. Legs & Co maybe  rubschin:

Thanks Miss C. They prolly are like baps now!

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Re: Fox caught stealing shoes
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2009, 08:50:42 PM »
I was gutted...I had to go to the attic and dig out all 'The Sun' Newspapers from 1973 and look at page 3.  eyes: My Dad saved them, honest!

I wonder what she looks like now?  rubschin:

And what about Pan's People! I used to like 'Babs' I dont know what her name was though

Her name was Babs Lord, she was (and In think still is) married to Robert Powell. I use to live a coupe of streeets away from them. Here she is in 1993




and here's some memories

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Re: Fox caught stealing shoes
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2009, 09:15:50 PM »
It was a joke JOM. 'I liked 'Babs' but I couldn't remember her name' Benny Hill first coined it I think

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Re: Fox caught stealing shoes
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2009, 09:26:57 PM »
 redface:
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Re: Fox caught stealing shoes
« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2009, 05:51:49 AM »
Thanks Miss D. I'm much obliged. I thought you would have been far too young to remember Pans People. Legs & Co maybe  rubschin:

I am of course  rubschin:

T'internet  is my memory for any such things  whistle:
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