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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Wading through treacle
« Reply #15 on: June 24, 2009, 11:15:17 AM »
If only .....he has requested we DNA a mouse he has caught  noooo:


One mouse does not an infestation make. Tell him to fook off and not come back until he has at least a suitcase full ~ then report him to the RSPCA.

Why does he want a DNA test ~ does he think he knows the father of the mouse or something? Is there some sort of mouse custody battle going on here?
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Re: Wading through treacle
« Reply #16 on: June 24, 2009, 11:16:17 AM »
If only .....he has requested we DNA a mouse he has caught  noooo:

For what purpose?
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Re: Wading through treacle
« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2009, 11:25:15 AM »
To prove it is related to a mouse that was caught in another flat - he says the whole property is infested  Banghead
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Re: Wading through treacle
« Reply #18 on: June 24, 2009, 11:32:47 AM »
Give him this link to my ex employers.

http://www.rentokil.co.uk/

Meanwhile I don't think that DNA testing has yet reached the stage where it can economically match mouse with mouse. Of course the fecking things are related, they are territorial animals but the infestation will not be the Landlord's fault. It will be down to people leaving food around for the mice. Cleaner habits by residents means fewer mice.

Then break his heart by telling him that statistically he is never further than 18 metres from the nearest rat ~ wherever he is in the UK

From 2008:
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Driven out of sewers by summer floods and an urban building boom, then nurtured by warmer winters and the leftovers of fast food, rats have been moving into homes, gardens and even cars around the country.

Rat-catchers and companies selling poison and traps are reporting a boom in business, with urban housing estates among the worst affected areas. Long-term growth in rodent populations is also blamed on a decline in 'sewer-baiting', the practice of laying down poison twice a year to prevent rat numbers building up underground.

Because rats breed on average five times a year, with seven or eight in each litter, growth can be rapid. The recent surge in numbers has been linked to a boom in urban development - not least the preparations for the 2012 London Olympics - and last summer's floods, which drove rats out from underground, through holes and cracks in pipes and drains.

Rentokil, the UK's largest pest control company, said demand rose by more than a quarter last year as hits on its website trebled. Killgerm, the country's biggest seller of rat poison, said sales rose by a quarter in 2007.

Rentokil estimates there are 65 million to 80 million rats in Britain, eating their way through 210 tonnes of food a year. This compares with an estimated 45 million to 50 million a decade ago, a rise of nearly 40 per cent, though the company admits such calculations are 'not an exact science'. The biggest increases appear to have been in the south of England, western Scotland and Northern Ireland; only East Anglia and the south Midlands reported a fall. 'It's a bit like crime statistics: it's difficult to tell whether the number of incidents has gone up, or if the reporting is more prevalent,' said Rentokil's UK managing director, Jed Kenrick. 'But there's no doubt that the number of calls we're getting about rodents is significantly up on 12 months ago.' Rats can spread diseases to humans through their urine, including Weil's disease and salmonella, though the Health Protection Agency said cases which could be linked to rats were 'rare' and there was no evidence of any increase in recent years.
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