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Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 20, 2015, 07:37:31 PMQuote from: Nick on August 20, 2015, 01:54:32 PMOrdered something online. It was coming via Royal Mail Signed for delivery.Found it here last night when I got back (chucked over the wall )According to tracking it has not been delivered or signed for Say nothing or get another one My natural inclination is to do nothing but the PO around here is useless and getting worse. Claiming non delivery would punish the bastards as they would, I assume, get the flak. Tired of delivery by bowling............ 1. Postie knows he did deliver, it just wasn't signed for.2. Postie will get flak/bollocking/sack as a result.3. Postie will be well built with a 2-digit IQ and knows exactly where you live.Get on and claim non-delivery.That has potential for a pay per view event:"In the red corner, with an IQ that makes Wayne Rooney look like Albert Einstein the Royal Mail's finest, Postmong Pratt...And in the blue corner, you'll have seen him before in classics like 'don't poke that badger', 'ooooh look a hornet's nest' and 'my kitchen is on fire', the VP's very own master of disaster.......Nick the Ginger Shambles.
Quote from: Nick on August 20, 2015, 01:54:32 PMOrdered something online. It was coming via Royal Mail Signed for delivery.Found it here last night when I got back (chucked over the wall )According to tracking it has not been delivered or signed for Say nothing or get another one My natural inclination is to do nothing but the PO around here is useless and getting worse. Claiming non delivery would punish the bastards as they would, I assume, get the flak. Tired of delivery by bowling............ 1. Postie knows he did deliver, it just wasn't signed for.2. Postie will get flak/bollocking/sack as a result.3. Postie will be well built with a 2-digit IQ and knows exactly where you live.Get on and claim non-delivery.
Ordered something online. It was coming via Royal Mail Signed for delivery.Found it here last night when I got back (chucked over the wall )According to tracking it has not been delivered or signed for Say nothing or get another one My natural inclination is to do nothing but the PO around here is useless and getting worse. Claiming non delivery would punish the bastards as they would, I assume, get the flak. Tired of delivery by bowling............
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2015, 10:15:51 AMQuote from: Darwins Selection on August 20, 2015, 07:37:31 PMQuote from: Nick on August 20, 2015, 01:54:32 PMOrdered something online. It was coming via Royal Mail Signed for delivery.Found it here last night when I got back (chucked over the wall )According to tracking it has not been delivered or signed for Say nothing or get another one My natural inclination is to do nothing but the PO around here is useless and getting worse. Claiming non delivery would punish the bastards as they would, I assume, get the flak. Tired of delivery by bowling............ 1. Postie knows he did deliver, it just wasn't signed for.2. Postie will get flak/bollocking/sack as a result.3. Postie will be well built with a 2-digit IQ and knows exactly where you live.Get on and claim non-delivery.That has potential for a pay per view event:"In the red corner, with an IQ that makes Wayne Rooney look like Albert Einstein the Royal Mail's finest, Postmong Pratt...And in the blue corner, you'll have seen him before in classics like 'don't poke that badger', 'ooooh look a hornet's nest' and 'my kitchen is on fire', the VP's very own master of disaster.......Nick the Ginger Shambles. Is it time for my origami joke...?
Quote from: Barman on August 21, 2015, 11:53:50 AMQuote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2015, 10:15:51 AMQuote from: Darwins Selection on August 20, 2015, 07:37:31 PMQuote from: Nick on August 20, 2015, 01:54:32 PMOrdered something online. It was coming via Royal Mail Signed for delivery.Found it here last night when I got back (chucked over the wall )According to tracking it has not been delivered or signed for Say nothing or get another one My natural inclination is to do nothing but the PO around here is useless and getting worse. Claiming non delivery would punish the bastards as they would, I assume, get the flak. Tired of delivery by bowling............ 1. Postie knows he did deliver, it just wasn't signed for.2. Postie will get flak/bollocking/sack as a result.3. Postie will be well built with a 2-digit IQ and knows exactly where you live.Get on and claim non-delivery.That has potential for a pay per view event:"In the red corner, with an IQ that makes Wayne Rooney look like Albert Einstein the Royal Mail's finest, Postmong Pratt...And in the blue corner, you'll have seen him before in classics like 'don't poke that badger', 'ooooh look a hornet's nest' and 'my kitchen is on fire', the VP's very own master of disaster.......Nick the Ginger Shambles. Is it time for my origami joke...? Will it crease us up?
