Mrs Nick blunders

[Nick]

 

[Pastis]

Because someone might trip on the dust and bang their head 

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I should have clarified "sign"; a blue one displayed behind the windscreen that indicates my  status

Pssssst Pastis, over here chap......I don't like being the one to tell you but the 'blue sign' is for disabled people. 

[Nick]

Too late. He has fled the country

[barmisspah?]

Since her car got squashed when parked on the road Mrs Nick has taken to using supermarket carparks close to stations.

She has received a photo of her car and a ?95 fine from a private parking company saying she has overstayed her free time in such a car park and must pay up.

Unfortunately ( ) it was the day she took the Unigate family to Liverpool and advised them to leave their car in the same car park, for free like.

They too have recevied a ?95 fine.





















 

Have a look at tpuc.org, they have some suggestions on this, although might not work with a private company.

[Darwins Selection]

I should have clarified "sign"; a blue one displayed behind the windscreen that indicates my  status

Pssssst Pastis, over here chap......I don't like being the one to tell you but the 'blue sign' is for disabled people. 

He didn't realise it was just for the physically disabled. 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Ahh well Pastis is a 'special person' he needs a blue sign badge, his needs, I am told, are very special.

[Nick]

Hence his visits to the land of the midnight -ovas