RAIN YOU BASTARD , RAIN !!!!!!!!

[The Moan Ranger]

It takes my mind off the several near death experiences I have been through. Another mad overtake looms, she's holding it in third...

[Snoopy]

  I can't look!

[The Moan Ranger]

Holy fu*k. You do not want to be in an aquaplaning MR2 roadster at 110. I hope she has packed a spare pair of skiddies.

[The Moan Ranger]

Pi55 update.

Arrived in Ampfield - rabbits everywhere. Mrs TMR was not happy when I took the .22 out of the boot.

Being a cutios sort, I urinated into the pint glass I took to the room. 1.7 pints. Impressive, I thought. We looked over the balcony and lo and behold there were more ickle wabbits munching the grass below. The pint glass was dropped, Thumper was felled. Mrs TMR now hates me :-(

[Snoopy]

She'll forgive you when she tastes it (Thumper that is)

[The Moan Ranger]

Mrs TMR has now been on the throne for about an hour - she blames the restaurant. I blame her driving. Thumper is maturing in the boot, rabbit stew on Sunday. He/she should be nice and ripe by then.

[grumpyoldsoldier]

That Mick Channon has won me a lot over the years.
His brother used to cut my hair.

I used to know a gardener who sat in the same chair as Mick Channon once

[Uncle Mort]

Pi55 update.

I urinated into the pint glass I took to the room. 1.7 pints. Impressive, I thought.

Very, almost a quart in a pint pot, so to speak.

[Barman]

Pi55 update.

I urinated into the pint glass I took to the room. 1.7 pints. Impressive, I thought.

Very, almost a quart in a pint pot, so to speak.

[Mr Happy]

That Mick Channon has won me a lot over the years.
His brother used to cut my hair.

I used to know a gardener who sat in the same chair as Mick Channon once

Had he been trimming hedges or was he getting a trim?

Can you make it stop now Berek, bay window number 2 on the verge of collapse!

[Darwins Selection]

Pi55 update.

I urinated into the pint glass I took to the room. 1.7 pints. Impressive, I thought.

Very, almost a quart in a pint pot, so to speak.

What are you laughing at? It was one of your glasses.

The one you are drinking from at the moment as a matter of fact.

[Barman]

Pi55 update.

I urinated into the pint glass I took to the room. 1.7 pints. Impressive, I thought.

Very, almost a quart in a pint pot, so to speak.

What are you laughing at? It was one of your glasses.

The one you are drinking from at the moment as a matter of fact.