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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Mothers
« on: July 16, 2009, 09:53:10 PM »
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I give in you are all most cordially invited to dig up the patio in a few months time.
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Re: Mothers
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2009, 06:08:15 AM »
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I'm sure our daughters feel the same about us occasionally / often / frequently / all the time  noooo:
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Re: Mothers
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2009, 09:29:51 AM »
Trouble is you only miss them when they are gone  sad24:
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Re: Mothers
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2009, 09:38:18 AM »
Wonderful remembered conversation with Mrs DS#2 and the late MIL#2.

MIL: "Do you think I am turning into a stupid old woman like Grandma?"
Mrs DS: "Yes"
MIL: "But do you think I am turning into a stupid old woman like Grandma?"
Mrs DS: "Yes"
MIL: "Darwin, do you think I am turning into a stupid old woman like Grandma?"
DS: "It is statistically likely"
MIL: "Well I am glad I am not turning into a silly old woman"

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Re: Mothers
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2009, 09:39:40 AM »
My sister once instructed me to tell her if I ever thought she was getting like our mother.

Came the day, I told her. angel1

We have not spoken since
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Mothers
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2009, 12:43:34 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 17, 2009, 06:08:15 AM
happy100


I'm sure our daughters feel the same about us occasionally / often / frequently / all the time  noooo:


Oh no I am quite sure that they don't. angel1

Mine convinced me this morning that beetroot chopped up in blackcurrant jelly was delicious.  I dutifully made the jelly and chopped the beetroots.  I have just had the misfortune to taste this disgusting concoction it's ghastly. sick2:
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Re: Mothers
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2009, 12:53:46 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 17, 2009, 12:43:34 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 17, 2009, 06:08:15 AM
happy100


I'm sure our daughters feel the same about us occasionally / often / frequently / all the time  noooo:


Oh no I am quite sure that they don't. angel1

Mine convinced me this morning that beetroot chopped up in blackcurrant jelly was delicious.  I dutifully made the jelly and chopped the beetroots.  I have just had the misfortune to taste this disgusting concoction it's ghastly. sick2:

Obviously you misunderstood her clear and concise instructions. Silly old you.  noooo:
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Re: Mothers
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2009, 12:55:42 PM »
Have I told you how I feel about beetroot  sick2:
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Re: Mothers
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2009, 01:02:03 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 17, 2009, 12:55:42 PM
Have I told you how I feel about beetroot  sick2:
Same as fish?

Must say I have no time for it as a pickle or an ingredient either.

I do like fish though.

We are doomed to incompatibility.  sad24:
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Re: Mothers
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2009, 01:03:12 PM »
I'm sure there's some common ground   rubschin:
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Re: Mothers
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2009, 01:04:58 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 17, 2009, 12:53:46 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 17, 2009, 12:43:34 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 17, 2009, 06:08:15 AM
happy100


I'm sure our daughters feel the same about us occasionally / often / frequently / all the time  noooo:


Oh no I am quite sure that they don't. angel1

Mine convinced me this morning that beetroot chopped up in blackcurrant jelly was delicious.  I dutifully made the jelly and chopped the beetroots.  I have just had the misfortune to taste this disgusting concoction it's ghastly. sick2:

Obviously you misunderstood her clear and concise instructions. Silly old you.  noooo:


No, no I didn't I have just been sitting here watching her eat a portion with relish, not relish as in Gentlemens Relish that would just badderer and wronger, but with gusto. sick2:

Indeed I do know how you feel about beetroot Miss D but have you tried it with blackcurrant jelly, you might like it. whistle:

I have now got to go and make the 'old baggage' a cup of tea.  I think I need to start secreting bottles of Pinot Grigio around the house just to keep me sane like.
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Re: Mothers
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2009, 01:06:05 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 17, 2009, 01:03:12 PM
I'm sure there's some common ground   rubschin:


Clapham?
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Re: Mothers
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2009, 01:07:13 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 17, 2009, 01:04:58 PM
Indeed I do know how you feel about beetroot Miss D but have you tried it with blackcurrant jelly, you might like it. whistle:
whistle: whistle:

I trust your judgement Miss C - and heed your warnings  whistle:
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Re: Mothers
« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2009, 01:09:34 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 17, 2009, 01:04:58 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 17, 2009, 12:53:46 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 17, 2009, 12:43:34 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 17, 2009, 06:08:15 AM
happy100


I'm sure our daughters feel the same about us occasionally / often / frequently / all the time  noooo:


Oh no I am quite sure that they don't. angel1

Mine convinced me this morning that beetroot chopped up in blackcurrant jelly was delicious.  I dutifully made the jelly and chopped the beetroots.  I have just had the misfortune to taste this disgusting concoction it's ghastly. sick2:

Obviously you misunderstood her clear and concise instructions. Silly old you.  noooo:


No, no I didn't I have just been sitting here watching her eat a portion with relish, not relish as in Gentlemens Relish that would just badderer and wronger, but with gusto. sick2:

Indeed I do know how you feel about beetroot Miss D but have you tried it with blackcurrant jelly, you might like it. whistle:

I have now got to go and make the 'old baggage' a cup of tea.  I think I need to start secreting bottles of Pinot Grigio around the house just to keep me sane like.

Have I missed something and you are chez maman today?

I assume if you are at home, every drawer, cupboard, shelf, nook and cranny forever clanks with PG bottles?
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Re: Mothers
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2009, 01:24:30 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 17, 2009, 01:09:34 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 17, 2009, 01:04:58 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 17, 2009, 12:53:46 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 17, 2009, 12:43:34 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 17, 2009, 06:08:15 AM
happy100


I'm sure our daughters feel the same about us occasionally / often / frequently / all the time  noooo:


Oh no I am quite sure that they don't. angel1

Mine convinced me this morning that beetroot chopped up in blackcurrant jelly was delicious.  I dutifully made the jelly and chopped the beetroots.  I have just had the misfortune to taste this disgusting concoction it's ghastly. sick2:

Obviously you misunderstood her clear and concise instructions. Silly old you.  noooo:


No, no I didn't I have just been sitting here watching her eat a portion with relish, not relish as in Gentlemens Relish that would just badderer and wronger, but with gusto. sick2:

Indeed I do know how you feel about beetroot Miss D but have you tried it with blackcurrant jelly, you might like it. whistle:

I have now got to go and make the 'old baggage' a cup of tea.  I think I need to start secreting bottles of Pinot Grigio around the house just to keep me sane like.

Have I missed something and you are chez maman today?

I assume if you are at home, every drawer, cupboard, shelf, nook and cranny forever clanks with PG bottles?

Moi?  angel1
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