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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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When you wake up with a stranger!
« on: August 25, 2009, 08:45:26 AM »
I woke up this morning, which in it's self is a good thing, well, from my point of view.  I am usually very particular about who I invite into my bed. This morning I found this in bed with me.  I was not impressed. evil:




That is a 1lb jar. noooo:


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Re: When you wake up with a stranger!
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2009, 08:47:21 AM »
Did it get its legs over?
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Re: When you wake up with a stranger!
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2009, 08:50:10 AM »
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Re: When you wake up with a stranger!
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2009, 08:54:29 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 25, 2009, 08:47:21 AM
Did it get its legs over?


Indeed it did, over the window sill. evil:
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Re: When you wake up with a stranger!
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2009, 09:29:40 AM »
It's a long time since I woke up with a creepy crawly  lol:

How terrifying for you though - yuk  scared2:
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Re: When you wake up with a stranger!
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2009, 09:50:17 AM »
It has been too long since I woke up next to a stranger. cry:
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Re: When you wake up with a stranger!
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2009, 10:54:55 AM »
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Re: When you wake up with a stranger!
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2009, 11:06:34 AM »
 lol: lol:
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Re: When you wake up with a stranger!
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2009, 03:54:10 PM »
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Re: When you wake up with a stranger!
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2009, 06:21:23 PM »
I really don't know what I would do if I found that in bed with me!  scared2:

What do you mean by found? Woke up and it was lying on the pillow next to you?
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Re: When you wake up with a stranger!
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2009, 09:00:00 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 27, 2009, 06:21:23 PM
I really don't know what I would do if I found that in bed with me!  scared2:


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Re: When you wake up with a stranger!
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2009, 07:17:26 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 27, 2009, 06:21:23 PM
I really don't know what I would do if I found that in bed with me!  scared2:

What do you mean by found? Woke up and it was lying on the pillow next to you?
On her face prolly... drinking from here eyes....  whistle:  char062
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Re: When you wake up with a stranger!
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2009, 09:30:43 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 28, 2009, 07:17:26 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 27, 2009, 06:21:23 PM
I really don't know what I would do if I found that in bed with me!  scared2:

What do you mean by found? Woke up and it was lying on the pillow next to you?
On her face prolly... drinking from here eyes....  whistle:  char062
Not there eyes?
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Re: When you wake up with a stranger!
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2009, 09:38:01 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 28, 2009, 09:30:43 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 28, 2009, 07:17:26 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 27, 2009, 06:21:23 PM
I really don't know what I would do if I found that in bed with me!  scared2:

What do you mean by found? Woke up and it was lying on the pillow next to you?
On her face prolly... drinking from here eyes....  whistle:  char062
Not there eyes?
doh:  redface:
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Re: When you wake up with a stranger!
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2009, 01:16:58 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 25, 2009, 08:45:26 AM
I woke up this morning, which in it's self is a good thing, well, from my point of view.  I am usually very particular about who I invite into my bed. This morning I found this in bed with me.  I was not impressed. evil:




That is a 1lb jar. noooo:




Wow...Did you have a big night at the pub?

You must of had some real serious beer goggles the night before.... lol:
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