Useful websites

[Miss Demeanour]

http://runpee.com/

A website that tells cinema goers the best point in a film to take a toilet break 

The site tells you how long you have got and even summarises what you missed

For example in Star Wars the cue is about one hour and 40 minutes in when Han says to Luke: "We're not out of this yet" giving the watcher 100 seconds of free wee time.

 

Some people have far, far, far too much time on their hands 

[Darwins Selection]

100 seconds wouldn't be enough even if the cinema seating was entirely commodes.

Non-tipping seats of course.
 

[Barman]

100 seconds wouldn't be enough even if the cinema seating was entirely commodes.

Non-tipping seats of course.
 

Eeeewww! 

[Miss Demeanour]

http://www.freecinema.co.uk/

free cinema tickets - you just sign up to Tellten who distribute the tickets and email you the ticket for you to print off 

[Uncle Mort]

What's the catch? apart from a crap film you wouldn't normally go and watch.

[Miss Demeanour]

Is the glass half empty today Uncle M 

[Uncle Mort]

How did you guess?