A Fairy told a married couple: "For being such an exemplary married couple for 35 years, I will give you each a wish."
"I want to travel around the world with my dearest husband," said the wife.
The fairy moved her magic wand and, abracadabra! two tickets appeared in the wife's hands.
Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this moment is very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime. So ... I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
The wife was deeply disappointed but a wish was a wish.
The Fairy made a circle with her magic wand and abracadabra! suddenly the husband was 90 years old.
MORAL: Men might be bastards, but Fairies are female.
