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Offline Miss Demeanour

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It's all in the detail
« on: September 10, 2009, 10:12:03 AM »

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.


The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."
 
He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked
vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot.
 
So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing.
"We missed the R !  We missed the R !
We missed the R !"
 
His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?"

With A choking voice, the old abbot replies,

"The word was...


CELEBRATE!!!"


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Re: It's all in the detail
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2009, 10:12:58 AM »
That reminds me of My Aunt Nancy  noooo:
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Re: It's all in the detail
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2009, 10:18:00 AM »
Why ???
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Re: It's all in the detail
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2009, 10:22:02 AM »
I am glad you asked!  angel1

She was a nutty Catholic convert and quite wealthy. She left most of her fortune to fooking monks  sad24:

Anyhoo, at her local and favoured monastery were various young men. She paid for one to go on holiday to Greece.

I was there (Enfield) when his postcard arrived.

'Dorothy and I are having a lovely time'  eeek:


I said, 'Who is Dorothy?'

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But he's a monk eeek:

'He is only young once.'
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Re: It's all in the detail
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2009, 10:23:53 AM »
 lol:

And you couldn't convince her you needed saving more than these monks  rubschin:
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Re: It's all in the detail
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2009, 10:25:47 AM »
 noooo:

She left Mrs Catholic Nick a crucifix  evil:
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Re: It's all in the detail
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2009, 02:24:51 PM »
That reminds me of My Aunt Nancy  noooo:

Another in the Nick tribe who couldn't find their 'R's with both hands?
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Re: It's all in the detail
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2009, 03:22:43 PM »
lol:

And you couldn't convince her you needed saving more than these monks  rubschin:

St Jude is working on that task, but isnt optimistic.  whistle:
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