A cheerful crimbo cake chomping thread

[Barman]

I make the most amazing , absolutely to die for, strawberry cheesecake - even if I say so myself  

Cheesecake... 

[Miss Demeanour]

Each to their own 

[GROWLER]

It's all Easter CAKE at the mo. Usually chocy with those mini eggs on em.
Not actually that fussed on choc CAKE...will scoff and consume large quantities if pushed though... which is a bit odd considering my overwhelming passion and addiction to chocy like. Most odd.

Scoffed a whole Yorkie bar between us at the top of me 'ill this avvy, washed down wiv a brew. 

I'm a very bad influence on young Growler jnr apparently, according to the gospel of Mrs Saint Growler.

[Miss Demeanour]

Was the Yorkie on top of the Viennese cakes 

It's a veritable feast on them there ills if that's the case 

[GROWLER]

Was the Yorkie on top of the Viennese cakes 

It's a veritable feast on them there ills if that's the case 

Oh yes!
Oink oink. 

It's a requirement for vital energy supplies though, but soon burnt off on the 6 mile hike we had today.
Might nip up there again tomorrow while the weather is still fair. 
I'll take the Lemon Drizzle CAKE for puddin' p'raps.

[GROWLER]

This years top Bears cake shopping tip.

Asda 'ave got monster...ish sized crimbo cakes in for less than 3 quids. Square shape likeish, and bloody yumsterishishly gorgeous.

Bought one for me eldest lads birthday last month, stuck a candle on it, and sang 'appy crimbo to him.
Scoffed most of it meself, but generously wrapped a couple of slices in some tin foil for him to take home.

Get yerself some down yer necks. You won't regret it. Oink! alien

[Pirate]

I like Christmas cake too...

It's a bit like wedding cake innit?

Could be why I have been married three times 

[GROWLER]

I like Christmas cake too...

It's a bit like wedding cake innit?

Could be why I have been married three times 

It's about the only thing I do like about Crimbo tbh...apart from January 2nd of course. 

Have you noticed all the usual crimbo tatshite doesn't really seem to have hit the big supermarkets in great abundance yet. Good in'it! 
Shame it won't last much longer.

[barmisspah?]

This years top Bears cake shopping tip.

Asda 'ave got monster...ish sized crimbo cakes in for less than 3 quids. Square shape likeish, and bloody yumsterishishly gorgeous.

Bought one for me eldest lads birthday last month, stuck a candle on it, and sang 'appy crimbo to him.
Scoffed most of it meself, but generously wrapped a couple of slices in some tin foil for him to take home.

Get yerself some down yer necks. You won't regret it. Oink! alien

Great news, will get down there sharpish.