Car park navigation

[Miss Demeanour]

What is so difficult about following the arrows in car parks which tell you which way to exit or go up a level ?

Coming out of a car park yesterday in a friends car some idiot went completely the wrong way and then proceeded to slam into the passenger side of the car (my side)   .

When we all got out to survey the damage this bloke sheepishly emerged from his vehicle , was very apologetic and said he had never been to this car park before   - which obviously meant he could not follow the basic bloody universal instructions of arrows pointing one way meaning, surprisingly enough that is the way you go  

How difficult is it  

[Barman]

So, a woman was driving your car eh...? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Yes and she was going the RIGHT WAY 

[Barman]

Yes and she was going the RIGHT WAY 

Of course she was...

[Pastis]

I was in a car park earlier today... retail sheds car park, but again clearly demarked and with pedestrian crossings near the store entrance. I was on the point of using one of the crossings have parked the car but hesitated as there was a car approaching; he seemed to be slowing so I put one foot on to the crossing...

The driver then picked up speed and communicated with me with a hand gesture, a raised middle finger ... self control is hard at times 

[Miss Demeanour]

What a git...I'll get him for you 

I hate that though...when you're doing the okey kokey on the black and white lines not knowing if they are going to stop or not 

[Snoopy]

Always assume that they have no intention of letting you cross ~ as they sweep past key their side panels.

[Pirate]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

 

Not a very obvious place to hide the body 

[Barman]

Not a very obvious place to hide the body 

Or the wheelchair...