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Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2009, 10:23:32 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 04, 2009, 10:16:18 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 04, 2009, 08:35:23 AM
I was called Nick because I was due at Christmas (like St Nick) but I didn't arrive till the end of Jan. My mother never got over it. I was 12 and a half pounds  eeek:

I expect she had more than just a nick.  eeek:
Indeed Darwin, he arrived just in the nick of time....  happy001
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Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2009, 10:24:27 AM »
 tunble:
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Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2009, 10:25:18 AM »
Quote from: Nick on December 04, 2009, 10:24:27 AM
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Do you geddit? - just in the nick of time!  happy001
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Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2009, 10:25:36 AM »
Indeed DS

He could just have easily be called  Episiotomy on that basis  whistle:
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Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2009, 10:26:13 AM »
Quote from: Barman on December 04, 2009, 10:25:18 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 04, 2009, 10:24:27 AM
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Do you geddit? - just in the nick of time!  happy001

Have you started on the crackers already ?  noooo:
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Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2009, 10:26:31 AM »
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Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2009, 11:00:15 AM »
Quote from: Barman on December 04, 2009, 10:26:31 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 04, 2009, 10:26:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 04, 2009, 10:25:18 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 04, 2009, 10:24:27 AM
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Do you geddit? - just in the nick of time!  happy001

have you started on the crackers already  noooo:
No.  evil:
Perhaps you should.
The jokes are considerably better.
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Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
« Reply #22 on: December 04, 2009, 11:02:09 AM »
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Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
« Reply #23 on: December 04, 2009, 11:05:57 AM »
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Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
« Reply #24 on: December 04, 2009, 08:34:09 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 04, 2009, 11:00:15 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 04, 2009, 10:26:31 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 04, 2009, 10:26:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 04, 2009, 10:25:18 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 04, 2009, 10:24:27 AM
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Do you geddit? - just in the nick of time!  happy001

have you started on the crackers already  noooo:
No.  evil:
Perhaps you should.
The jokes are considerably better.

Its the VP version of the monkeys and typewriters theory. If BM tells an infinite number of jokes, one of them has to be funny.  whistle:
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Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
« Reply #25 on: December 04, 2009, 08:54:59 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2009, 08:34:09 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 04, 2009, 11:00:15 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 04, 2009, 10:26:31 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 04, 2009, 10:26:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 04, 2009, 10:25:18 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 04, 2009, 10:24:27 AM
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Do you geddit? - just in the nick of time!  happy001

have you started on the crackers already  noooo:
No.  evil:
Perhaps you should.
The jokes are considerably better.

Its the VP version of the monkeys and typewriters theory. If BM tells an infinite number of jokes, one of them has to be funny.  whistle:

Not so far they haven't. noooo:
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Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
« Reply #26 on: December 05, 2009, 06:17:04 AM »
You lot make me larf...
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Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
« Reply #27 on: December 05, 2009, 08:25:49 AM »
Quote from: Barman on December 05, 2009, 06:17:04 AM
You lot make me larf...

Then our task here is done  cloud9:
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