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Re: Christmas related injuries
« Reply #15 on: December 28, 2009, 02:00:46 PM »
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Re: Christmas related injuries
« Reply #16 on: December 28, 2009, 02:55:44 PM »
Tis not a firm hand she is interested in.

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Re: Christmas related injuries
« Reply #17 on: December 28, 2009, 03:38:20 PM »
Tis not a firm hand she is interested in.

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Re: Christmas related injuries
« Reply #18 on: December 28, 2009, 03:58:40 PM »
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Re: Christmas related injuries
« Reply #19 on: December 29, 2009, 09:58:34 AM »
Tis a hard life I lead.

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Re: Christmas related injuries
« Reply #20 on: December 30, 2009, 11:30:39 AM »
A Mate of mine e mails to say he spent the whole of Christmas at war with Mrs Mate. He is moving back to his old bachelor flat not far from mine.  eeek:

This is becoming an epidemic  eeek:. Wonder if Growler wants to rent House 2 off me?  rubschin:
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Re: Christmas related injuries
« Reply #21 on: December 30, 2009, 02:28:42 PM »
It is a known fact that apr?s Christmas solicitors are inundated with queries regarding divorce. The enforced sharing of the festive period with one's nearest and (not necessarily) dearest puts a strain on most relationships ~ some sail through it and come out in the New Year wiser and better prepared for next year but a great many take damn nearly the whole year to get over it and seem not to have learned anything from the experience.
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Re: Christmas related injuries
« Reply #22 on: December 30, 2009, 02:33:38 PM »
Shall we get rid of Christmas or relationships to prevent this tragedy ???
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Re: Christmas related injuries
« Reply #23 on: December 30, 2009, 03:37:03 PM »
Oh relationships every time  ;D
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Re: Christmas related injuries
« Reply #24 on: December 30, 2009, 07:42:57 PM »
Oh relationships every time  ;D

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