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Offline Pirate

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Re: Hypnosis
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2010, 09:39:17 AM »
Both my parents smoked. I started when I was about 14...I used to nick their fags.

My mum died of cancer in 1977 when she was 51 cry: Dad went on until he was 76
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Re: Hypnosis
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2010, 09:51:45 AM »
My brother and I used to get those little exploding caps and put them in the end of my mum's fags ...randomly through her packet like. Used to be great fun sitting there watching telly and suddenly bang...and then we'd run like hell as she started ranting.

She got wise to this and started checking the end of them before she lit it tho  noooo:

So we moved the game up a notch and used to get hold of her ciggies ...take out half the baccy and then place them delicately in half way..... whistle:

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Re: Hypnosis
« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2010, 10:32:59 AM »
You little minx you Spank2:
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Re: Hypnosis
« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2010, 10:55:42 AM »
Quote from: Pirate on January 05, 2010, 10:32:59 AM
You little minx you Spank2:

You are doing that for the pleasure it gives you NOT as punishment  noooo:
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Re: Hypnosis
« Reply #19 on: January 05, 2010, 10:59:21 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 05, 2010, 10:55:42 AM
Quote from: Pirate on January 05, 2010, 10:32:59 AM
You little minx you Spank2:

You are doing that for the pleasure it gives you NOT as punishment  noooo:

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Re: Hypnosis
« Reply #20 on: January 05, 2010, 10:59:53 AM »
Quote from: Pirate on January 05, 2010, 10:59:21 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 05, 2010, 10:55:42 AM
Quote from: Pirate on January 05, 2010, 10:32:59 AM
You little minx you Spank2:

You are doing that for the pleasure it gives you NOT as punishment  noooo:

 Shrugs: Miss D said she was cold

I was only commenting, not being judgemental.  whistle:
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Re: Hypnosis
« Reply #21 on: January 05, 2010, 11:16:17 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 04, 2010, 07:47:38 PM
I have been hypnotised, very successfully too.

I often find I feel sleepy, does this make me a good subject?
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Re: Hypnosis
« Reply #22 on: January 05, 2010, 11:25:32 AM »
Just look carefully at the screen











We will see you in a week or two  whistle:
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Re: Hypnosis
« Reply #23 on: January 05, 2010, 12:01:38 PM »
I'm somewhat sceptical about hypnosis (most things in fact)...

I always wonder why these 'amazing powers' aren't used by the police to fight crime - interviewing suspects for instance or even witnesses (who are notoriously bad at remembering facts).

Surely, if you really could hypnotise somebody as Paul Mcwhotsit regularly demonstrates you could get them to give amazingly detailed accounts of the crime and their assailant or whatever...

Eh? EH?
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Re: Hypnosis
« Reply #24 on: January 05, 2010, 12:09:17 PM »
Unless the hypnotist has hoooooge tits   redface:
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Re: Hypnosis
« Reply #25 on: January 05, 2010, 12:10:12 PM »
Yet another thread hits the gutter  noooo:
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Re: Hypnosis
« Reply #26 on: January 05, 2010, 12:12:58 PM »
 cussing: It happened to me ~ not my fault, she said look at my face and there they were, just below her chin, wobbling at me. She then said "Concentrate" .... I tried, I really, really did but those damned wobbling mammaries kept looming into my line of sight.
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Re: Hypnosis
« Reply #27 on: January 05, 2010, 12:13:47 PM »
 noooo:
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Re: Hypnosis
« Reply #28 on: January 05, 2010, 10:56:54 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 04, 2010, 07:47:38 PM
I have been hypnotised, very successfully too. Trouble is it made me  sick2:



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And when you wake up you will be the worlds most cack handed person ever.......  whistle:
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