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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Total , utter, idiots
« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2010, 02:31:48 PM »
I never thought I would see the day when the VP had pro-nanny state posts.  noooo:

Kids need to climb trees, walk on frozen ponds, crash sledges etc. to learn what is dangerous and painful.

Sadly, a tiny number will be badly hurt or even die, but the rest will grow up with some degree of experience and common sense.

They might even look after and warn their own progeny to be careful instead of looking for maximum compensation cash.  evil:

Agreed but NOT led by their mother.

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"Mum, I am going to walk across the pond"
"No dear you mustn't, it could be very dangerous"
"Well I just am, all the others are doing it"
"OK, I will come with you to see you are all right"
"Thanks Mum. Why are you printing out that YouClaim form?"
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Re: Total , utter, idiots
« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2010, 04:45:51 PM »
If memory serves, that pond on the common is only about 2 feet deep at most. Even if they did go through, I can't see a tragedy happening.

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Re: Total , utter, idiots
« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2010, 05:26:40 PM »
People are stoopid - simple.

How many end up in A&E after sledging into a tree, wall or a crowd of people.

Or in Nick's case all three.....  whistle:
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Re: Total , utter, idiots
« Reply #18 on: January 08, 2010, 05:37:15 PM »
No. Just the tree
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Re: Total , utter, idiots
« Reply #19 on: January 08, 2010, 07:06:39 PM »
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: Total , utter, idiots
« Reply #20 on: January 08, 2010, 08:10:32 PM »

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Re: Total , utter, idiots
« Reply #21 on: January 09, 2010, 01:43:40 PM »
When did underwater darts take off?

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Re: Total , utter, idiots
« Reply #22 on: January 09, 2010, 01:45:44 PM »
It all started with BM's idea for a VP wet T shirt contest.... ::)
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Re: Total , utter, idiots
« Reply #23 on: January 09, 2010, 03:38:24 PM »
It all started with BM's idea for a VP wet T shirt contest.... ::)
...and just snowballed from there.  ;)

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Re: Total , utter, idiots
« Reply #24 on: January 09, 2010, 03:45:51 PM »
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Re: Total , utter, idiots
« Reply #25 on: January 09, 2010, 06:23:12 PM »
Was it cold in the lake or was it "one hundred and eighty" ?
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Re: Total , utter, idiots
« Reply #26 on: January 09, 2010, 09:25:00 PM »
Was it cold in the lake or was it "one hundred and eighty" ?
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Re: Total , utter, idiots
« Reply #27 on: January 09, 2010, 09:26:19 PM »
People were advised to wrap up with a double top...