Office Jargon reduction plea - again

[Nick]

Come again?

[Miss Demeanour]

I'm on my work laptop now and it is playing up ...frezing and stuff - must be all the work I've done on it  

[Uncle Mort]

Shouldn't have taken it in the bath with you. 

[Miss Demeanour]

Not in the bath yet - decided I would have that later when I have 'logged off ' from work as still got to answer calls from the public and stuff and they get a bit confused 

[Just One More]

I have a one day "Relationship Management" course to attend later this week where no doubt we'll once again be engaging in "iceberging" and other such bollocks. With a bit of luck it'll still be snowing

I received my invite today. A few snippets:-

"I want to create a leaders wheel to support mutual respect and understanding between each other and self awareness around leading"

"I need to know this asap so I can set up links and get the balll rolling and ensure the heel is ready on the day"

"every dialogue will be organised so as to deepen the practice of balancing task and relationship awareness whilst listening and ?iceberging? understanding"

"Identify personal achievements and challenges (triad work)"

TRIADS! 

[Miss Demeanour]

  

What a load of nonsense  - in other words you are going to sit around for the day and discuss how you can all work better together 

[Uncle Mort]