The problem of pubic hair

[Pastis]

Reminiscent of the late Percy Shaw (look him up)

He became eccentric in later life, removing the carpets and much of the furniture from his home, and keeping three televisions running constantly (respectively tuned to BBC1, BBC2 and ITV, all with the sound turned down) with a fourth in reserve.

[Darwins Selection]

Reminiscent of the late Percy Shaw (look him up)

He became eccentric in later life, removing the carpets and much of the furniture from his home, and keeping three televisions running constantly (respectively tuned to BBC1, BBC2 and ITV, all with the sound turned down) with a fourth in reserve.

Carpet and furniture you say? 

[Nick]

Well, she's back from Libya. SHe wants to pop round for a chat 

[Miss Demeanour]

You've had adequate recovery time surely 

[Nick]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

You may need a power nap this morning then 

[GROWLER]

Well, she's back from Libya. SHe wants to pop round for a chat 

2 minutes of peace in here beckons then?

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

Just while you're 'discussing' things like, naturally of course. 

Stop being so touchy.