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Offline Grumpmeister

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Gerroff my laaaaand...
« on: February 12, 2010, 09:08:53 PM »
Someone nicking your crops? Simples, just plant landmines on your fields...  eeek:

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A Russian farmer has been convicted of planting landmines around his field to ward off trespassers.

Alexander Skopintsev, from the eastern region of Primorye near China's border, laid the three devices on his land after building them in his garage.

The 73-year-old had apparently been concerned about the frequent theft of potatoes from his farm.

He was arrested after an intruder set off one of the tripwire-style mines in August and was injured in the blast.

Skopintsev was convicted for the unlawful construction and storage of weapons and received a two-and-a-half year suspended sentence.

"Skopintsev testified that he had prepared the explosive devices to protect his garden against thieves," regional prosecutors said in a statement reported by RIA-Novosti news agency.

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Re: Gerroff my laaaaand...
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2010, 09:12:08 PM »

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Re: Gerroff my laaaaand...
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2010, 09:30:12 PM »
What did he do wrong?
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Re: Gerroff my laaaaand...
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2010, 09:34:05 PM »
What did he do wrong?

I suspect he only injured the intruder  spider:
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Re: Gerroff my laaaaand...
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2010, 09:47:39 PM »
What did he do wrong?

I suspect he only injured the intruder  spider:

Good point, well made.  ;D
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Re: Gerroff my laaaaand...
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2010, 10:09:07 PM »
Why can I see DS going on a trip to show him how its done properly  lol:
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