What happened on the way back from Asda then like...? 
I thought I had just said.............
Look in the petrol head zone later for the full grizzly heart breaking confession and health damage I've probably inflicted upon myself due to my stupendous self confessed utter utter utter utter utter utter and puresestests of unbelievable mind blowing stupidity.
I need putting down with a lethal injection, fast.
Meanwhile, I'm going up 'me 'ill' for some serious soul searching and solitude.
Oh and no, I didn't have an accident. THAT would have been more forgivable to myself, and probably with extenuating circumstances attached.
