Gawdelpus

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

 

[Barman]

 

[Nick]

I wonder if Snoopy will teach her how to drive 

[Darwins Selection]

I wonder if Snoopy will teach her how to drive 

He would need to upgrade his pacemaker. 

[Snoopy]

I wonder if Snoopy will teach her how to drive 

No! She is going on an eight day intensive course that includes the theory test on day one and the practical test on day 8 .... I am paying for it.

AND if passing the test includes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceHO1o1w8tU
I sincerely hope she is capable of taking advantage of the offer ..... but I doubt she has the brains.

She is, I regret to report, of the "Like me for my mind not my body" school of feminism ~ quite unlike her mother who has never been averse to showing a bit of leg or more to get her own way.

[Nick]

Do you get yer money back if she fails, like  

She is, I regret to report, of the "Like me for my mind not my body" school of feminism ~ quite unlike her mother who has never been averse to showing a bit of leg or more to get her own way.

Sounds, from what you say of her, that she stands no chance at all then 

[Snoopy]

Do you get yer money back if she fails, like 

She is, I regret to report, of the "Like me for my mind not my body" school of feminism ~ quite unlike her mother who has never been averse to showing a bit of leg or more to get her own way.

Sounds, from what you say of her, that she stands no chance at all then 

No refunds but a free appraisal and retest.

I can do no more than try to help her through life ........ and life, as you know, comes with no warranty.

[Nick]

A free appraisal where she gets feedback on her ability, aptitude and attitude?
 

[Snoopy]

Precisely