Harvey and Gladys are getting ready for bed. Gladys is standing in front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself. You know, Harvey, "she comments. "I stare into this mirror and I see an ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs dangle to my waist, my arms and legs are as flabby as popped balloons, and...my butt looks like a deflated version of the Hindenberg!" She turned to face her husband and said, "Dear, please tell me just one positive thing about my body so I can feel better about myself."
Harvey studied Gladys critically for a moment and then said in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well.. there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
Harvey never heard the shot.
