Terry scores away from home

[Miss Demeanour]

Bookies offer 66-1 for Vanessa Perroncel, the woman at the centre of the Wayne Bridge-John Terry scandal, to be spotted among the crowd at Stamford Bridge today, and 11-4 for the crowd to be spotted among her.

Perroncel wants it known that, contrary to popular belief, she's a nice girl and hates it when on a first date she accidentally has sex.

Four of the Chelsea players she is alleged to have hooked up with have subsequently disappeared from Stamford Bridge - I don't know what she has down her jeans.

Bridge and Terry are 20-1 to swap shirts at the end of today's game and 10-1 to swap partners.

Hills still offer 11-10 for Bridge not to shake hands with Terry at any stage today. They are insane. Ladbrokes offer 5-6 the pair don't shake hands before kick-off. They're insaner.

Incidentally, Bridge and Terry are 33-1 and 20-1 respectively with Hills to be voted man of the match. Sky will be itching to interview one (or both) so that is well worth a dabble. As of course is Vanessa

 

[tel]

I've had to explain to Mrs Tel that the title/content of this thread is nothing to do with me. 

[GROWLER]

I've had to explain to Mrs Tel that the title/content of this thread is nothing to do with me. 

It's pretty tame compared to some other threads though Tel.

I was ssssso looking forward to Bridge nutting Terry in the pre match handshake parade today.
What a disappointment. He just ignored him.

[Miss Demeanour]

I'm sure when he does get his revenge he will not want it filmed though 

[GROWLER]

Such was the interest in the interaction between Terry and Bridge that Sky Sports viewers were able to see the crucial moments before kick-off.
Usually, the broadcaster would screen adverts during the routine and return to the pitch for the main action.
But timings were altered to make sure nothing was missed.

See, even Sky were lookin' for a punch up too. 

If Chelski don't win the Prem, it'll all be down to Terry

I was disgusted the way some of the crowd booed Wayne Bridge every time he touched the ball.
WTF has he done wrong ey, what?

Still, he had the last laugh watching his side maul the Blues.
Just hope this wasn't the match that gives the scum from old toliet the golden opportunity that they need to win the Prem.

[Uncle Mort]

NotW has hacked his latest text message:

"Coleen, if u want to get ur own back give us a call Terry x"

[Grumpmeister]

NotW has hacked his latest text message:

"Coleen, if u want to get ur own back give us a call Terry x"

Terry's knuckles don't drag along the ground so that would be a trade up at least 

[The Moan Ranger]

During the World Cup I was shouting at the TV screen "Rooney, you couldn't score in a hotel room full of hookers".

How silly do I feel now?

[Grumpmeister]

Not half as silly as the Gurning f*ckwit will feel when he sees the divorce settlement 

[The Moan Ranger]

Not half as silly as the Gurning f*ckwit will feel when he sees the divorce settlement 

Even so, he'll still have enough for a few pies and raddled slappers.

[Grumpmeister]

I'm curious as to how much she charges normally because she must have had a hell of a price hike to endure the gurning trogs vinegar strokes face.