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Offline Barman

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Locking yourself out...
« on: June 10, 2010, 06:27:25 AM »
That 'click' as the door closes behind you and the sudden realisation that have no shoes on, it is dark, no telephone and you've just closed all the windows must rate as one of the most stomach-sinking feelings...  noooo:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Locking yourself out...
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2010, 06:59:22 AM »
But at least you had your pooter with you.....
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Re: Locking yourself out...
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2010, 07:00:07 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 10, 2010, 06:59:22 AM
But at least you had your pooter with you.....

I'm not still locked out...  ::)
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Re: Locking yourself out...
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2010, 07:04:48 AM »
Oh so did getting back in involve ladders and roofs like? scared2:
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Re: Locking yourself out...
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2010, 07:09:07 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 10, 2010, 07:04:48 AM
Oh so did getting back in involve ladders and roofs like? scared2:

No, lots of stumbling about in the dark bare-foot and falling over bits of Mini....  evil:
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Re: Locking yourself out...
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2010, 07:13:19 AM »
You broke in?
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Re: Locking yourself out...
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2010, 07:19:07 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 10, 2010, 06:27:25 AM
That 'click' as the door closes behind you and the sudden realisation that have no shoes on, it is dark, no telephone and you've just closed all the windows must rate as one of the most stomach-sinking feelings...  noooo:

Whose house were you leaving discretely in the early hours of the morning  rubschin:
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Re: Locking yourself out...
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2010, 07:38:25 AM »
 Popcorn:
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Re: Locking yourself out...
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2010, 07:43:09 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 10, 2010, 07:09:07 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 10, 2010, 07:04:48 AM
Oh so did getting back in involve ladders and roofs like? scared2:

No, lots of stumbling about in the dark bare-foot and falling over bits of Mini....  evil:

ME MI! cussing:
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Re: Locking yourself out...
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2010, 12:50:02 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on June 10, 2010, 07:43:09 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 10, 2010, 07:09:07 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 10, 2010, 07:04:48 AM
Oh so did getting back in involve ladders and roofs like? scared2:

No, lots of stumbling about in the dark bare-foot and falling over bits of Mini....  evil:

ME MI! cussing:

doh:
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Re: Locking yourself out...
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2010, 03:30:36 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 10, 2010, 06:27:25 AM
That 'click' as the door closes behind you and the sudden realisation that have no shoes on, it is dark, no telephone and you've just closed all the windows must rate as one of the most stomach-sinking feelings...  noooo:

I didn't think you were allowed out unattended?
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Re: Locking yourself out...
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2010, 03:34:58 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2010, 03:30:36 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 10, 2010, 06:27:25 AM
That 'click' as the door closes behind you and the sudden realisation that have no shoes on, it is dark, no telephone and you've just closed all the windows must rate as one of the most stomach-sinking feelings...  noooo:

I didn't think you were allowed out unattended?

And you can see why now...  noooo:
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Re: Locking yourself out...
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2010, 04:01:51 PM »
I was relating to Nick last night the one and only time I've locked myself out... getting back in involved two sets of ladders, slate roof tiles and prising open a small bathroom window, oh... and heights  scared2:

Never again  noooo:
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Re: Locking yourself out...
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2010, 04:03:47 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on June 10, 2010, 04:01:51 PM
I was relating to Nick last night the one and only time I've locked myself out... getting back in involved two sets of ladders, slate roof tiles and prising open a small bathroom window, oh... and heights  scared2:

Never again  noooo:

See, it can happen to the most senior sensible of us....  cloud9:
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Re: Locking yourself out...
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2010, 05:06:39 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 10, 2010, 04:03:47 PM
Quote from: Pastis on June 10, 2010, 04:01:51 PM
I was relating to Nick last night the one and only time I've locked myself out... getting back in involved two sets of ladders, slate roof tiles and prising open a small bathroom window, oh... and heights  scared2:

Never again  noooo:

See, it can happen to the most senior sensible of us....  cloud9:

You still haven't exactly explained how you got back in, have you ey?
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