The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread

[GROWLER]

Agreed Growler. A fib not a fish 

Why though ey?

Has he got some sort of attention seeking deficit syndrome or summat?

Why did he give you a fish last time?

He IS off his 'ed.

[Pastis]

Agreed Growler. A fib not a fish 

Why though ey?

Has he got some sort of attention seeking deficit syndrome or summat?

Why did he give you a fish last time?

He IS off his 'ed.

Start at Page 29 Growler and read on  . All will be revealed

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=5748.420

It was Christmas, there was merriment, we'd been discussing fish recipes some time earlier and probably equally germaine was the fact that MissD abhors fish. I imagine that slapping a couple of kilos of Sea Bass on the table in front of her might provoke some interesting reaction 

[Miss Demeanour]

I was not amused 

[Pastis]

Ah yes, I remember it well 

Which is why we got into conversation with the Romanian waitress. I do have a few foreign language phrase books in my possession but "Can I stuff this Sea Bass into your freezer?" doesn't feature sadly 

[Miss Demeanour]

That poor GERL

[GROWLER]

Don't like fish meself like, apart from a nice bit of battered cod from the chippy like.

[Pastis]

That poor GERL

I'd imagine that was one of the milder requests she'd had from the clientele over the Christmas festivities 

Anyway, now Growler knows the root of the fish reference; shame he's not partial to the stuff but we all have different tastes.

[GROWLER]

I might like fish CAKE though. 

[Pastis]

I might like fish CAKE though. 

 

How's about fingers? 

[Nick]

I found a kipper in my bag, like 

[Uncle Mort]

Forgot to slip in down the back of the sofa then?

[Barman]

I found a kipper in my bag, like