My washing machine is boiling everything

[Nick]

 

It all comes out clean and tiny  

[Snoopy]

Then turn it down.  

[Nick]

I have you dolt 

[Snoopy]

Is it a cold fill machine or one that fills hot and cold?

If cold fill change the programme ~ if hot and cold fill turn off the hot supply.

[Snoopy]

PS If neither of the above works then either get a man to fit a new thermostat or buy a new machine.
Currys are about the cheapest and they deliver within two days, will connect the new machine and take away the old one.

[Nick]

 

Everything is weeny. Diet looms  

[Nick]

PS If neither of the above works then either get a man to fit a new thermostat or buy a new machine.
Currys are about the cheapest and they deliver within two days, will connect the new machine and take away the old one.

Fuck off. I am leaving here asap

[Snoopy]

Launderette in the meantime then.

[Pastis]

Der Gubmeister! 

I recall my old man doing something similar when told to take care of his own washing. He withdrew a jumper from the dryer which had shrunk so small so as not to fit even me aged 10.  I thought it was a cunning plan to get him off laundry duties 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Der Gubmeister! 

I recall my old man doing something similar when told to take care of his own washing. He withdrew a jumper from the dryer which had shrunk so small so as not to fit even me aged 10.  I thought it was a cunning plan to get him off laundry duties 

Gubmeister! 

At least I can do the washing! 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Nick go into the Christmas pudding making business by this time next year you will be a millionaire....What could possibly go wrong?