Just so as you know....

[Uncle Mort]

Kennel offer still stands and it's free. 

Do I get a bone?

Guaranteed! 

Found a trustworthy supplier from all those spam emails have we? 

[tel]

From Richard Digance -

Old mother hubbard
went to her cupboard
to fetch her poor doggy a bone
but when she bent over
up popped rover
and gave her a bone of his own.

[Grumpmeister]

Have we reached the gutter yet? 

Right through the bottom of the barrel and into the mire beneath. 

The beer is going to start tasting better then.. 

[Barman]

Good grief.... 

[Snoopy]