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Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 01, 2010, 06:58:27 PMI may have spilled some Guinness. The new hound may have drunk it. Dog acting a bit mad now...Could just be a delayed reaction to living in the TMR household.
I may have spilled some Guinness. The new hound may have drunk it. Dog acting a bit mad now...
Quote from: Barman on July 01, 2010, 12:57:27 PMI just got my shoelaces caught in my electric drill! I always imagined you in sandals, with socks.
I just got my shoelaces caught in my electric drill!
The dog's definitely pissed - just caught her ringing up the local kebab asking for a large doner "with plenty of chilli sauce, no cabbage and a portion of chips".Not good. Mrs TMRBB will kill me
Concrete mixer + Mrs TMRBB's head = split eyebrow
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 05, 2010, 08:14:00 PMConcrete mixer + Mrs TMRBB's head = split eyebrow Shouldn't have put it in there. Or is this part of measuring up for the patio?
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 05, 2010, 08:16:06 PMQuote from: The Moan Ranger on July 05, 2010, 08:14:00 PMConcrete mixer + Mrs TMRBB's head = split eyebrow Shouldn't have put it in there. Or is this part of measuring up for the patio? She said she could lift her side. I lifted my side, but her willowy arms failed to reciprocate, hence the rim of the mixer clonked her straight on the bonce. Honest, m'lud. Perhaps pissing myself laughing wasn't the correct response though
