FFS, its the weekend

[Snoopy]

i likes owls, lots.

Did I ever tell you that I can do a fine  owl impression, and that they answer me back like? 

Yes.... but how do you know it is you they are hooting back to?

[Nick]

GrOWLer pops out for the evening

[Roy Cropper]

i likes owls, lots.

Did I ever tell you that I can do a fine  owl impression, and that they answer me back like? 

My mussus answers back with out me doing an impression . She goes f**king spare if I try an impression .

[GROWLER]

i likes owls, lots.

Did I ever tell you that I can do a fine  owl impression, and that they answer me back like? 

Yes.... but how do you know it is you they are hooting back to?

Well who else are they hooting at if it's only me and him 'ooting? 

Folk are absolutely AMAZED at the uncanny similarity between mine an a owls 'oot.
I should do a Youseless Tube clip to shows you all like shouldn't I.

I'm thinking of starting up a rescue home for stray owls and 'edge 'ogs when I finally get to me 'ut in the woods.

[Snoopy]

You'll need a licence to keep owls..... even rescued ones. Nobody seems too worried about hedge pigs tho'

[Snoopy]

Oh and the hooting is to warn you off in case you are intruding on its territory.

Bill Oddie told me that on the telly like.

[GROWLER]

Oh and the hooting is to warn you off in case you are intruding on its territory.

Bill Oddie told me that on the telly like.

Oddie talks shite. Take no notice of that great turnip.

We hoot at each other cus we're freindly warm and inviting.

[Baldy]

i likes owls, lots.

Did I ever tell you that I can do a fine  owl impression, and that they answer me back like? 

Yes.... but how do you know it is you they are hooting back to?

A few years back there were a couple of blokes in the UK that had been out in their respective back gardens making owl sounds for many years, only to find out that they had been calling each other. 

[Barman]

i likes owls, lots.

Did I ever tell you that I can do a fine  owl impression, and that they answer me back like? 

Yes.... but how do you know it is you they are hooting back to?

A few years back there were a couple of blokes in the UK that had been out in their respective back gardens making owl sounds for many years, only to find out that they had been calling each other. 

[Nick]

Where is The Affs when you need him? 

[Snoopy]

My thoughts exactly 

[GROWLER]

Where is The Affs when you need him? 

Yes, but egg 'ed wasn't here or a member when we covered that story ffs.

Borrow us a fiver will you.

[Nick]

1. True
2. 

[GROWLER]

2. 

Quite. Bit menial for you that in'it.