The VP Christmas Panto

[Darwins Selection]

No problem with heights but who is in charge of the wires I can't put myself in the hands of just any old VPer you know.

**cough** 

Well BM doesn't sound well enough to do it.

I fancy a backstage role.

Can you do the Voice of the Giant as well then? After all he is never seen, only heard.

As long it's a small giant. 

I could do the warm up routine seeing as DS  will be busy with his make up and costume.

Quite so.

Those sequins are a menace. 

[Snoopy]

I seem to recall it was the bustle last year.......

Honestly  Bloody Thespians, you're all the same.

[Nick]

Do me and Growler have to wear stilletto heels, like? It's OK for him, he is used to it. 

[Darwins Selection]

I seem to recall it was the bustle last year.......

Honestly  Bloody Thespians, you're all the same.

Bitch!

You always used to say how much you admired my Bottom.

[Nick]

That was in your Shakespearean days, I fear. HOw are the mighty fallen 

[Barman]

I seem to recall it was the bustle last year.......

Honestly  Bloody Thespians, you're all the same.

Bitch!

You always used to say how much you admired my Bottom.