Alan Johnson ~ Shadow Chancellor .... He can barely count past ten without taking his shoes and socks off
Ed Balls (up) Shadow Home Sec .... Well that keeps him away from the money side
Mrs Balls (up) AKA Yvette Cooper .... Shadow Foreign Sec PLUS Shadow Minister for Women and Equalities ... again the money is safe
(Note that the Balls (ups) will now not receive Child Benefits but presumably will be able to claim mahoosive amounts for someone else to raise their children for them)
Harperson gets to stay as Deputy Leader of Labour party and be Shadow Secretary of State for International Development
The rest are all predictable but people of whom little has been heard in previous Government.
The Tory front bench will eat them alive.
