The Museum of broken relationships

[Miss Demeanour]

http://new.brokenships.com/en



 

The Museum of Broken Relationships in Croatia displays strange exhibits donated to illustrate what happens when a love affair ends.

One woman gave the axe she used to chop up all her lesbian lover's furniture after she was dumped for another woman.

Another exhibit shows the fluffy handcuffs used for some naughty foreplay.

And a landmine victim donated his artificial leg as a tribute to the hospital romance he shared with a nurse before the couple drifted apart.

Artists Olinka Vistica and Drazen Grubisic, from Zagreb, Croatia, opened the museum when their own romance broke up and they decided to exhibit the remains.


Blimey ...what exhibits could I offer  ? 

Wonder if they'd take The Brat 

[Nick]

 

[Darwins Selection]

 

As long as you don't give away your nuclear-hardened cynicism.

That was a beneficial residue and made you a better person.

[Baldy]

If I could get close enough to her and forget my inbuilt system for not laying a hand on a female, I would like to donate my ex-wifes' front teeth. 

[Roy Cropper]

If I could get close enough to her and forget my inbuilt system for not laying a hand on a female, I would like to donate my ex-wifes' front teeth. 

Why ??? Is she fed up to the back teeth with you ?

[Barman]

If I could get close enough to her and forget my inbuilt system for not laying a hand on a female, I would like to donate my ex-wifes' front teeth. 

Why ??? Is she fed up to the back teeth with you ?

She will be!